Hit the Road, Hideo

THE HIDEO NOMO EAR WORM

(Hit the road Hideo and don’t you come back Nomo, no more, Nomo, no more.) (Hit the road Hideo and don’t you come back Nomo!)

What you say?

(Hit the road Hideo and don’t you come back Nomo, no more, Nomo, no more.) (Hit the road Hideo and don’t you come back Nomo!)

Oh, Tommy, oh Tommy, don’t treat me so mean, You’re the meanest ol’ manager I’ve ever seen. I guess if you said so I’ll join the Mets and go.

(That’s right) (Hit the road Hideo and don’t you come back Nomo, no more, Nomo, no more.) (Hit the road Hideo and don’t you come back Nomo!)

What you say?

(Hit the road Hideo and don’t you come back Nomo, no more, Nomo, no more.) (Hit the road Hideo and don’t you come back Nomo!)

Now Bobby, listen Bobby, don’t treat me this way Cuz I’ll rack up Ks again some day.

(You don’t throw 90 so it’s understood) (And your forkball’s left so you just ain’t no good.)

Well, I guess if you say so I’ll join the Cubs/Brewers/Phillies/Sox/Yankees/Sox/Royals and go.

(That’s right) (Hit the road Hideo and don’t you come back Nomo, no more, Nomo, no more.) (Hit the road Hideo and don’t you come back Nomo!)

What you say?

(Hit the road Hideo and don’t you come back Nomo, no more, Nomo, no more.) (Hit the road Hideo and don’t you come back Nomo!)

Well

(You let the other team score four.)

Uh, what you say?

(Don’t tell us that your arm is sore.)

I didn’t understand you

(Your slider flies straight at 84.)

You can’t mean that

(So don’t you come back no more.)

Oh, one more comeback, please!

(Why can’t you just see the door?) (So don’t you come back no more.)