GARFUNKEL & OATES – Weed Card

Garfunkel and Oates is an American comedy folk duo consisting of actresses Riki Lindhome, who performs as Garfunkel, and Kate Micucci, who performs as Oates. Their fast-paced songs typically combine raunchy observational comedy with sweet-sounding melodies and vocals.

The duo was formed in 2007 in Los Angeles, after Lindhome and Micucci met during an improv show at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. They began releasing songs on YouTube in 2007, becoming popular through the website.

Garfunkel and Oates’ debut studio album, All Over Your Face, was released in 2011, while their second studio album, Slippery When Moist (2012), topped the Billboard Comedy Albums chart. They released their third studio album, Secretions, in 2015.

Riki “Garfunkel” Lindhome and Kate “Oates” Micucci sing about the perils of obtaining medical marijuana in California. Featuring David Koechner. Directed by Raul B Fernandez.

Everyone knows marijuana’s dangerous And medical pot is really strong That’s why it’s so hard in California To get your weed card Unless something’s really wrong Gonna pay a visit to my doctor It’s a long shot but I gotta try She hands me a list of all the ailments I can have to qualify Can’t believe what I am reading This is just what I’ve been needing A government supply To get legally high

Weed card, that’s what I need Hardly ever, okay, always But it’s not an addiction ‘Cause my doctor gave me a prescription

You can get your card for having headaches, bad dreams or anxiety Propensity for drugs or alcohol, anorexia or obesity Too fat, too thin, either way you win Carpal tunnel syndrome, color blindness St-st-stuttering, t-t-tooth decay Fatigue, depression, motion sickness Impotence or TMJ You can smoke to quit cigarettes For asthma or motherfucking Tourette’s It’s a dream come true There’s nothing pot can’t do

Weed card, that’s what I need Hardly ever, okay, always But it’s not an addiction ‘Cause my doctor gave me a prescription

Got back pain, need Mary Jane Can’t handle this, need cannabis Got a stomach ache, gotta wake and bake Have an injury, need THC Get fucked up for your hyperhydrosis Which is sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosis It’s not a crime, it’s 420 time

Weed card, that’s what I need Hardly ever, okay, always But it’s not an addiction ‘Cause my doctor gave me a prescription