Eating Out 3: All you can eat (2009)

Director: Glenn Gaylord

Starring: Rebekah Kochan, Daniel Skelton, Chris Salvatore

A gay Internet connection is made, but entanglements ensue due to hiding behind the name and photo of a straight male stripper who happens to return to the area.

The film starts at a funeral – Kyle and Marc from the previous two films both died in a car accident. Why?? This is a comedy, why didn’t they just say they moved away? This will now ruin the characters whenever I watch the first two films again.

The now trademark crude dialogue is back – but this time worse than before and meant to offend. They’ve crammed all the bad words together for the most inappropriate dialogue – definitely not natural. The word ‘pussy’ is shoved around just as much as a young choirboy between priests during choir practice! And this time there’s blasphemy abound.

Tiffani is back, and we now have new characters, since Kyle and Marc are gone, and Gwen is nowhere to be seen either. Enter hunky Zack (Christopher Salvatore) and Ryan (Michael E.R. Walker), and then there’s the twink Casey (Daniel Skelton), who takes the lead.

Due to the profanity and silliness I almost stopped watching less than 20 minutes into the film, but decided to sit it through. As with the previous films, it’s been proven they only really get better after the halfway mark. This film was no different. It indeed improved just around that time. It’s once again all about sex, and about pretending. Casey is dying to get closer to Zack (who wouldn’t…!), so Tiffany sets up a fake Internet profile for Casey so he can chat to Zack. As it so happens, Zack immediately falls for Casey…. or should I say Ryan, since Tiffany used her ex boyfriend Ryan’s picture. And later, by chance, Ryan and Zack meet to complicate things….

Yeah, I suppose it was fun in the end. Interestingly enough, my favorite character was Harry (Leslie Jordan), who was the most sensible and realistic character, and the only one who’s dialogue was actually funny. He delivered the best performance too.

Again, there are no brain cells required for this silly, sex-ridden fare. It’s just for fun, though, if you can get past the disgusting dialogue… There’s also full frontal male nudity, which was pleasing to the eye.

Would I watch it again? Not sure about this one…