DWEEZIL & MOON ZAPPA – Valley Girl (live 2010)

Zappa plays Zappa. Dweezil and Moon performing live on stage “Valley Girl”!

Dweezil Zappa (1969) is an American rock guitarist and occasional actor. He is the son of musical composer and performer Frank Zappa. Exposed to the music industry from an early age, Dweezil developed a strong affinity for playing the guitar and producing music. Able to learn directly from guitarists such as Steve Vai and Eddie Van Halen, Dweezil released his first single (produced by Eddie Van Halen) at the age of 12. In addition to writing and recording his own music, Dweezil has carried on the legacy of his father’s music by touring with the group Zappa Plays Zappa. The band features renditions of Zappa’s original material and the lineup has often included Zappa alumni such as Napoleon Murphy Brock, Steve Vai, Terry Bozzio and others.

Moon Unit Zappa (born September 28, 1967) is an American actress, singer, and author. She is the daughter of musician Frank Zappa. Moon Zappa first came to public attention in 1982 at the age of 14, when she appeared on her father’s hit single “Valley Girl.” The song featured Moon’s monologue in “valleyspeak”, slang terms popular with teenage girls in the San Fernando Valley, Los Angeles. “Valley Girl” was Frank Zappa’s biggest hit in the United States, and popularized phrases from the lyric such as “grody to the max” and “gag me with a spoon.” The song appeared on her father’s 1982 album Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch. In the mid-1980s, Zappa and her brother Dweezil were frequent guest VJs on MTV.

Valley girl She’s a valley girl Valley girl She’s a valley girl Okay, fine Fer sure, for sure She’s a valley girl in a clothing store Okay, fine… For sure, for sure She’s a-

Like, oh my God (valley girl) Like – totally (valley girl) Encino is like so bitchen (valley girl) There’s like the Galleria (valley girl) And like all these like really great shoe stores I love going into like clothing stores and stuff I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff It’s like so bitchen ‘cause like everybody’s like super-super nice It’s like so bitchen

On Ventura, there she goes She just bought some bitchen clothes Tosses her head ‘n flips her hair She got a whole bunch of nothin’ in there

Anyway, he goes are you into S and M? I go, oh right Could you like just picture me in like a leather teddy Yeah right, hurt me, hurt me I’m sure, no way He was like freaking me out… He called me a beastie… That’s ‘cause like he was totally blitzed He goes like bag your face I’m sure!

Valley girl She’s a valley girl Valley girl She’s a valley girl Okay, fine… For sure, for sure She’s a valley girl So sweet ‘n pure Okay, fine Fer sure, fer sure She’s a It’s really sad (valley girl) Like my English teacher He’s like (valley girl) He’s like Mr. Bu-fu (valley girl) We’re talking Lord God King Bu-fu (valley girl) I am so sure He’s like so gross

He like sits there and like plays with all his rings And he like flirts with all the guys in the class It’s like totally disgusting I’m like so sure It’s like barf me out… Gag me with a spoon!

Last idea to cross her mind Had something to do with where to find A pair of jeans to fit her butt And where to get her toenails cut

So like I go into this like salon place, y’know And I wanted like to get my toenails done And the lady like goes, oh my God, your toenails Are like so grody It was like really embarrassing She’s like oh my God, like bag those toenails I’m like sure… She goes, uh, I don’t know if I can handle this, Y’know… I was like really embarrassed…

Valley Girl She’s a Valley Girl Valley Girl She’s a Valley Girl Okay, fine Fer sure, fer sure She’s a Valley Girl And there is no cure Okay, fine Fer sure, fer sure She’s a Valley Girl And there is no cure

Like my mother is like a total space cadet (valley girl) She like makes me do the dishes and (valley girl) Clean the cat box (valley girl) I am sure That’s like gross (valley girl) Barf out (valley girl) Oh my God, valley girl

Hi! Uh-huh (valley girl) My name? My name is Ondrya Wolfson (valley girl) Uh -huh That’s right, Ondrya (valley girl) Uh -huh… I know (valley girl) It’s like… I do not talk funny… I’m sure (valley girl) Whatsa matter with the way I talk? (Valley girl) I am a VAL, I know But I live in like in a really good part of Encino so It’s okay (valley girl) So like, I don’t know I’m like freaking out totally Oh my God!

Hi – I have to go to the orthodontist I’m getting my braces off, y’know But I have to wear a retainer That’s going to be really like a total bummer I’m freaking out I’m sure Like those things that like stick in your mouth They’re so gross… You like get saliva all over them But like, I don’t know, it’s going to be cool, y’know So you can see my smile It’ll be like really cool Except my like my teeth are like too small But no biggie… It’s so awesome It’s like tubular, y’know Well, I’m not like really ugly or anything It’s just like I don’t know You know me, I’m like into like the clean stuff Like Pac-man and like, I don’t know Like my mother like makes me do the dishes It’s like so grossy Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates And its like, it’s like somebody else’s food, y’know It’s like grody… Grody to the max I’m sure It’s like really nauseating Like barf me out Gag me with a spoon Gross I am sure Totally…