Dreams – 9/14

9/14/24: I was in my grandparents’ front room and two guys (looking like Grizzly Adams) were making fun of teachers and the concept of ‘lifelong learning’. I spoke up and asked if they had ever been teachers and one of the guys, wearing sandals, started trying to shake athlete’s foot detritus onto me. I got upset, stood up, got ready to slug the guy–and woke up [fully awake, 135am]

9/14/23 #1: I was in a living room but two walls were missing–that section opened into a dark black-lit bar where I walked up to Magic Johnson. He said I’d helped him a lot and in return, he’d give me anything I wanted. I asked for his autograph. He said “That’s it?” and I said I didn’t need the money but I had a friend who would love a personalized photo. Then I was suddenly on a concourse leaving a stadium–after I’d received a call from every billionaire in the world thanks to Magic Johnson–they all called to say I was a good person.

9/14/23 #2: I was in my high school gym except I was on the top bunk of a bed that made everyone below me seem like only an inch high. I thought no one knew I was there but it turned out that Julie and Kaiju were there. Julie said “Kaiju really struggled to get up here.” Then everyone in the school started quickly leaving until we were alone on the top bunk. I blinked and we were back on the ground. I looked out the windows for a clue of what was happening. We were located where my mom’s front room was, looking at the Phelan house. People were on our side of the hedges watching a man with a hose. I thought my mom’s house could be on fire and we were now trapped and I wondered if we could turn the garden hose on…but then I saw flames explode inside the Phelan house where their front room and bedroom were and I got very sad. Once the hose was spraying water at the fire, a postman started skipping up and down tossing candy to onlookers.

9/14/22 #1: I was in a grocery store bakery and I was supposed to buy bread. Instead, I kept going in circles with my cart around a couple shelves and then left to go to the game sales area instead. When I left the bakery, I saw there were sugar cookies with sprinkles and a long queue to purchase them but there was nothing else left that day for people to buy.

9/15/22 #2: My mom was ‘lying in state’ in the main room of my grandparents’ home in Keokuk. I was sitting at the dining room table there going through insurance paperwork that covered the table. I was with my stepfather, Pete–except Pete was actually Nick Saban.

9/14/21: I was at a game convention with friends. We were carrying boxes of historical miniatures, heading to our table–#29. It was crowded. As we were walking, a seated man stopped me. He was fidgeting with red poker chips in his hand. It turned out to be Richard Dawson from Hogan’s Heroes. He wanted to talk with me. I told him where we were heading. He said to come back because he had a business proposition. We put our miniatures down, I came back, and I jumped on the game table where he was at. Dawson laughed and handed me a “broom” and I started moving the miniatures on his gaming table like soldiers did in war rooms during WW2.