Dreams – 6/3

6/3/25: Julie was walking towards me sumo style but it was meant to embarrass/disgust me. She was naked and had a port in her right thigh–like an air mattress pump nozzle. She said it made her sexier. There was a crowd and they kept laughing at me because I was trying to run away but my movements were in slow-motion as she shot toothpaste at me from the port. Then I was in a pharmacy working (?) to restock pregnancy tests because Julie and her boyfriend demanded it–and I was okay with that–but then a delivery guy showed up with ‘corn dogs on a stick’ as part of a year’s subscription for Julie and her boyfriend, I got really mad.

6/3/24 #1: I was in the football field where I went to grade school but there was a crater in the middle of it. There was a battle going on and my side was winning when a guy on the other side tugged on a giant golden belt he wore and suddenly the Death Star appeared large in the night sky and then everything went from looking real to looking like anime. 6/3/24 #2: I was sitting at a desk in Mrs. Beltz’s 6th grade room taking tests. Desks were squeezed in with no room between them and junk/clutter was stacked on them. The tests had shiny gold-white ink on black plastic paper. After taking the first test, I was waiting for the next when everyone started except me. No one spoke, but the teacher wondered why (so did I) and the proctor, who was the black cop from Reacher, explained that I was an ‘alien exchange student’ and I wasn’t permitted to take the current test but would get to start up again with the next one. This made sense, so in the meantime I used my hand and a pencil to play drums on all the stuff around me.

6/3/23 #1: I was in an apartment on an upstairs floor with other people. Everyone was worried because we were being attacked. There were thousands of arrows shot at the apartment. I warned everyone to stay away from windows because the arrows were flying REALLY fast. Some people got hit. I dove on a teenager (no idea of M or F) to knock the kid out of the line of sight and then stood in the kitchen while I watched people lean against walls but arrowheads started popping through the walls and the walls started bending and the building was buckling. My view cut to outside and the building looked like a porcupine because it was completely covered by arrows stuck in the wall/roof and that the quantity of arrows was keeping the building from collapsing. [The collapsed building comes from the Davenport, IA apartment collapse in the national news this past week.]

6/3/23 #2: I was in a park with lots of trees for some sort of air show at the invitation of Mike Yager, Sr. I didn’t see any planes, but there was one guy with a long scraggly beard on an ATV riding around circling me wherever I went and flipping me off. I went to talk with Yager. He was in the beer concessions area which was actually an old-style (no pun meant) military redoubt with wood breastworks. He wasn’t there but his son Blake was. He asked if it was my first time at the air show and then loudspeakers announced the show was cancelled ‘now and forever’. I said it was but his dad had invited me ‘before the COVID times’.

6/3/22 #1: I was standing at the base of an arched cliff. There was some sort of base or mansion built into the hill. I was throwing things at the aliens up above/targets appearing on the slope over the house because I knew they were bad guys. There were others around me watching me do this, but they did not participate. They just stood and stared.

6/3/22 #2: I was at a restaurant and reading the menu–but it was weird because I couldn’t read anything actually on the menu. Instead, I decided to order geoduck clams. The guy at the table next to me put down a newspaper and turned out to be Carl Costas. He said, “My friend eats those when he’s out in the bush. Good choice, sir.”

6/3/22 #3: I was walking down the street when I got pulled into a house and tossed in a backyard/grassy area. Howard Stern was there taping his show and apparently I was the scheduled guest. He asked me about the Champions role-playing game and my opinion on ‘killing attacks’ and I mentioned there were inexpensive defenses on Page 51 against them. This impressed Stern and the two producers with him. He asked if my Foundation had problems getting stuff done due to bureaucracy and I answered that I was just a ‘one-man show’ so the only problem was scheduling committee meetings. I then said, “Oooo–I am NOT a committee” trying to imitate Princess Leia but it came out as Han Solo. They laughed anyway and then one of the producers said, “Let’s do lunch.”

6/3/21 #1: I was on a bus with my baseball team heading to the stadium for the World Series. I opened my duffel bag to look for some gum when the coach reached into it, took something out I couldn’t see and left a small box in the bag. I looked at the bag and saw he planted chewing tobacco in my bag. I was mad because possession of chewing tobacco was grounds for being banned from Major League Baseball.

6/3/21 #2: It was ww2 and I was in the Army. We were at the bottom of a forested slope being attacked by Germans at the top we were having trouble seeing–it was autumn and there were leaves on the ground and still on the trees–it was a bright, sunny day. I was sleepy but knew if I fell asleep, I’d get shot. A bullet came close so I tried to disappear into the ground. The soldier next to me started snoring and got shot because of it. I fired a couple shots but knew I didn’t hit anyone.

Behind us, there was a rock wall/outcropping we didn’t notice. Two guys in Wehrmacht uniforms from the 14th Panzer came from behind it. We almost shot them but I recognized one as the actor who played Dick Winters in Band of Brothers. We told them they’d get shot but he said, “We’re heroes. We don’t get shot in this scene.” They took us behind the rocks and I came up with a plan for them to flank the Germans because of their uniforms. Everyone agreed my plan was brilliant.