Dreams – 1/16

1/16/25: Some people snuck me onto a military base and I wasn’t supposed to be there. I hid in a grocery store inside a bounce-palace and then snuck into the produce section trying to figure out if the store was open so I could blend in and escape. I couldn’t tell, then I got sleepy. I woke up in the middle grass section of a divided road (4 lanes each way) with both legs stuck in a single underwear leg hole. I tried to get a leg free and couldn’t. There were tons of blankets on the bed and on a road overlooking me, I saw a white panel van driving away.

1/16/24: I was sitting in a van ‘waiting for people’ in the alley behind my mom’s house, concealed from the line of sight from Phelan’s house. I had the driver door open and the radio on–and I felt like I was preparing to be ‘naughty’. Then a group of women in matching shirts/shorts raced towards the van and I tried to close the door and lock them out but they climbed in and said they’d been ‘waiting for a guy like you’ (in the tone of the Foreigner song) and I was no longer in a van but driving an RV. There were a dozen girls. I blinked and we were driving at night on a gravel road with a couple other people with us when the girls made me stop the RV. One grabbed my hand and pulled me to the back past the wet bar, forcing intimacy on me, then handing me some sort of evaluation. Another then jumped on me, locked legs around me and wanted to open-mouth kiss me–she pulled her head back 90 degrees and her mouth was a missile silo with a missile cone there instead of a tongue. I kissed the tip of the missile and said ‘Smooch.’ She moved up and down on me for several minutes then jumped off and wrote stuff on a sheet of paper, saying “Good, good.” A third girl then asked me to go for a walk, so I went outside into the dark and noticed there were boat ramps in front and to the side and we had nowhere to turn around. Past the start of the ramps it was completely black. I stuck a leg out and it disappeared into the black and then something was pulling on it and I got scared. The girl with me said “If you go, it won’t hurt TOO bad.” Then I woke up.

1/16/23: I was learning to dive without scuba gear. I was told the best way was to let dolphins tow you to secret areas of ‘stable water’ where you could sink down, remain calm, and ‘be at one with the world’ except if you panicked, you drowned. The place the dolphin took me to was in a cave with a low ceiling and I stayed under water a long time. When I surfaced for air and sank again, a girl panicked and started thrashing which destroyed the calmness and made the area unusable by anyone. The dolphins were not happy.

1/16/21 #1: It was our dog Kaiju taking craps in our dining room and he was trying to shape them so blame goes to his sister Jaeger. Except this time, I dropped something on the floor, I saw him do it before he could shape a softball sized turd into what Jaeger leaves in real life. When he saw I spotted him, Kaiju tried to do a combat low-crawl out from under the dining room table.

1/16/21 #2: We were having a team meal at a restaurant. I was frustrated because one of my players (Isabella W.) couldn’t stop dropping f-bombs every third word–and loud enough for the entire restaurant to hear. If anyone gave her a look, she just stared them down. Then from behind a door/separate eating area, I heard someone say “I can’t believe Jim lets her do that”…I couldn’t go through the door because that was for quarantined people–and it also turned out to be Deb Kiick’s dining room. Once she knew I could hear, we changed the conversation to volleyball. I took my socks off and stuffed them in my sweatshirt so it’d look like I have massive shoulders to impress her team if I saw them afterwards.