Dearest Steve Legendre

RETIRE ALREADY

Steve Legendre is the biggest choke job US gymnastics has ever seen. If I gave a crap about men’s gymnastics you would be the last person I would ever want on my team. Not only that he has shitty taste in women. He took Nastia Liukin to prom after leaving her favorite flowers in her locker to ask her. Aww how creepy and stalkerish and chicken. Couldn’t even ask her to her face.

He has this amazing floor routine with a crazy start value when he hits. Problem is he spends more time on his ass or stepping out of bounds with both feet then Dominique Dawes ever did. Hence blowing a chance at a medal.

It’s time for USA-Gymnastics to get serious about mens gymnastics and leave home the Legendre’s of the world. Fact is he is always messing up this difficult routine because it is too difficult for him to do.

Forget Dawes he is the Sasha Cohen of gymnastics.

The US needs some pommel horse guys on their team and they need to leave home the headcases like Steve that will hit to get themselves in a final only to choke when the final comes along.

I hope the US remembers it only won that medal at the last Olympics because Sasha Artemev hit the pommels when they needed it. After the other two choked.