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Bitterly Live Blogging the US Classic (Blame the Red Sox)
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PLEASE SEND UNIVERSAL SPORTS AN E-MAIL. John RothlesSuckserge NEEDS TO GO.
Score: 15.700 (6.6, 9.1) How they got a 9.1 execution score with that form is beyond me but it looks like Marta likes her.
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1064 hourly views at this blog during the live blogging. Crazy.
We can hear Tim and Amanda talk. lol I can’t hear it though.lol
So my thoughts
Everyone else stay home even with a fall Simone wins Amanda gets MAAAD props for saying Kyla needs to upgrade. Skinner- Give it up girl your form is a joke. Improvements my ass Maggie stays on she might be on world team. Simone is too damn cute. I love how genuine she is. I love how genuine Kyla is. I love how everyone gets along. This team is so damn nice its BORING:)
DIE JOHN R DIE Everyone wants you to SHUT UP
Results (Senios) 1- Biles 61.700 2- Ross 60.050 3- Nichols 57.600 4- Gowey 56.000 5- Skinner 56.150
1- Chiles, 57.350 2- Dennis 56.750 3t. Flatley, Soza, 56.450 5- Foberg, 56.150
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Rotation 4-
Kyla had a big bobble on one move and was slow (but faster than usual) on the front aerial to sheep jump connection. Nailed the dismount.
Norah, whip, triple twist, leg form. Both feet ,OOB- Double pike, small movement. No way that should get a 14.500 Tim and Amanda.
Gowey bends her hips in every handstand. How is that considered complete?
Simone has as much energy as a toddler who drank 7 energy drinks.
Skinners leaps and jumps are atrocious. No way she should be doing any of them.
Nice routine by Smith til the pak which was a bit messy.
Simone has 3 bobbles. One big. Two small and she missed one connection but good for her. Small step on landing.
DTY for Maggie. Messy form (not clean Tim) Messy knee’s at leats. The beginning looked good. Maybe piked.
Now we get to see Nia because she trains with Gabby (Nice, NOT) She missed every handstand but one. Step on her dismount. (Piked)
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Rotation 3-
So of all the routines of Norah Flatley you skip you chose beam?
Amanda is so much better than Nastia. No much more natural.
Maggie Nichols is now third. Gowey 4th and Hundley is fifth.
More excuses for Gowey.
We don’t need to see gymnastics. Lets watch Marta’s head case sit on her ass with an “injury”
STILL not getting scores.
More shoving Kocian the head case. This is getting ridiculous. Bag of ice on her foot. We call this an excuse.
I realize I am critical and gymnastics doesn’t care anymore about form but Biles has had the best form tonight so far (bars was a bit messy) Marta will not be happy with all these falls.
Gowey- Amanar. Falls. Her entire upper body looks anorexic. Short but if she had hit that it would have had beautiful form. She’s a head case.
Jazmyn on beam- Nothing great but stayed on. One bobble but not very impressive. IMO
Simone. Missed a few handstands but not by much. Her Weiler kips were off at the start and nailed the dismount. A hug for Lexie , in a chair with her ankle up. (14.75) a lot high
Kyla nailed every handstand but nothing new in that bars. I didn’t pay close enough attention but I don’t think that’s her 6.4 routine. (5.9 start for a 15.00)
Mckayla interview- Blah, blah, blah. She was injured. Came back too fast. Long story, no blood flow. She didn’t want to but had to stop so she can be there in 2016.
Mckayla is so injured but she has heels on.lol
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1-Simone Biles -31.700, 2-Kyla Ross, 29.800, 3- R Gowey, 29.000.
Timmy and company are back to bashing Kyla again
Norah on bars- Hit routine. Tim calls out her one form problem but ignores Kocians. What bull shit. The rest was very good.
Off beam goes Desch. She is very lack luster on beam.
Kim Zmeskal should never get to chose floor music. All she does is pick stuff so people will remember her. Its kind of pathetic. Its kind of funny that her gymnasts actually have decent form. (Nice job by her junior Smith)
Kocian’s beam routine is a joke. 13.5 something with a fall and tonz of bobbles.
Nailed DTY for Kyla. Small form issues not as bad as her usual one but not as good as her other. (15.200)
Kocian falls off beam. Another bobble. Missed connection. Step on double pike. Lets see what Marta scoring does with that mess.
Gowey has messy form on her twists. 3.5 and triple. I know people love her dance but I am indifferent. I don’t love it. She can clearly dance but she bored me.
Big step on her Amanar but amazing height (Simone) Second vault had a step.. Why is she vaulting twice tonight? Seems like an un-necssary risk. (14.500 second vault)
Skinner did her Chang DTY second vault. Piked at the hips.
Why waste time on Jazmyn? Sloppy routine.
Simone interview- She didn’t think Marta liked her because she was always happy. Marta likes to break gymnasts not celebrate them.lol (that was me not Simone) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rotation 1
(Are they ignoring the juniors besides Norah?)
1-Biles 2-Kocian 3-Gowey 4-Nicols
Saw the triple twist twins in the crowd.
Skinner, piked double double she wanted laid out. Fell at the end on a full in. Messy messy MESSY routine.
Simone Biles- Floor- Double double.Bouncy landing. Nailed the Biles.Nailed the double layout. Full in to end. Great tumbling but I hate the music. Hate IT. That isn’t artistry Tim and Amanda (John does not exist to me) 15.800 (Hell it was deserved but 2 tenth for stuck landings)
Tim called Brenna’s release beautiful. Its now 100% fact. He is blind.
Kyla hit floor. Did the whip double Arabian but not as pretty as usual. Like the leo. Double pike and double tuck. Tim thinks she wanted to ad leap to first pass but I don’t know. Same 5.7 start value. I missed her score. Same music.
Gowey has a bobble on her two layouts. Cheap shitty jumps. Didn’t connect the sheep jump. A messy routine. 2 big steps on dismount with bad form- 14.850 (WTF)
2 Nastia mentions already (SHUT UP JOHN) Make that 3 (Tim)
Ten minutes of watching Kocian do nothing. Don’t forget the bad form. Her usual sloppy routine. Feet apart. Flat feet. These 2 are not watching same routine I am. She still got a 15.400.
Yurchenko full equals “in the mix” Not really (Norah Flatly)- Yurchenko ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I might not be here for the whole thing but for now enjoy my wrath of the baseball Gods.
Competition hasn’t started yet and my computer has already crashed. Adding to my night of fun.
Kyla been to exactly ONE Worlds stupid universal sports so 3 medals is very good. Simone is no longer new. No wonder why that voice sucked. John R, GROSS. I think I would rather have Nastia than Rothlishit.
Its hard to type while eating cake. Just saying.
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